Old Chestnut Grove Cemetery (Olmsted)

First of all, I had a bit of an ordeal with my visit to this place. I made it all the way down, walked around for about fifteen minutes, and only then realized that I had my camera, but not my memory card. I was determined to check this place out, so I ended up driving all the way back to Cleveland just to get my card and then return.

I would say this place is, "Referred to as Witch's Hill," but most of the people I've asked about the place have never even heard about the legend that lurks here.

Supposedly, and nobody is certain of the time period, a woman was put to death in the cemetery; death by hanging as she was accused of practicing witchcraft (insert Monty Python reference here). She was not even given a headstone, her grave was marked off with a fence and she was, quite effectively, forgotten. All that remains of the site is a faint hollow in the ground, surrounded by the barely visible remains of a long since discarded fence. I was confused, though, when I found the spot (which didn't take long at all, I knew just what to look for thanks to Dead Ohio). It was covered with a fresh pile of black dirt. It didn't appear that anything had been disturbed underneath, just that someone decided to place a mound of dirt over the spot. Could have been previous sightseers, I guess, marking the place for future visitors, but still, odd.

As far as the saying that something 'bad' will happen if you get too close to the 'witch's' grave, the only annoyance I encountered was being assaulted with acorns from the tree above. Although, I imagine that it would suck a great deal to step on one of those rusty spikes.

Old Chestnut Grove is just that, old. Many of the tombstones located here are from the early 1800's, as with many of the older cemeteries in the county of Cuyahoga. It's a gorgeous setting, literally appearing carved from the woods. There are graves everywhere, I'd even go so far as to suspect that there are even more, just without markers. Towards the back and over the hill, there are even little clearings with the graves of families. Down the trail to the left, there's a huge marker surrounded by stones that's so weathered you can't even make out where the indentations of text may have been. It's a beautiful place, and very creepy at the same time. It takes a lot to freak me out in broad daylight, but I have to say, I just wasn't feeling this place, and I'm feeling it even less as I look back on it.

The majority of the pics I got when I came back are only from the outer part and from the chain that blocks off the trail. I heard some weird animal I'd never heard before crying back in the woods and I wasn't about to become aquainted. That, and like I said, it was just damned spooky. Apparently the 'natives' use it as part of their walking routine, I probably would have had a coronary if someone walked up on me out of the blue while I was in the wooded part. I really need to look into recruiting some back up, haha.

Speaking of possibly having to make a swift getaway, I've not yet retired my favorite (not at all run-for-your-life-worthy) flats. What can I say? I'm a sucker for comfort.

Apparently, back in 1998 they had a bit of a scandal at the cemetery. A policeman had crashed his cruiser into a headstone, damages rang to the tune of about 800$. To save his skin, the police officer lied (with the help of a fellow officer) and said that someone had moved the headstone into one of the narrow driveways through the cemetery. Needless to say, the officers were found out and slapped with charges of falsification and tampering. Ah, humanity. And people wonder why I'd rather hang around a bunch of dusty, old corpses all day.

Butternut Ridge Cemetery (North Olmsted)

As far as graveyards go, Butternut Ridge is definitely on the smaller scale, but is certainly not lacking in history. Graves located here date back to the early 1800's and include the veterans of more than six American wars, including the Revolution. This area was originally settled by Issac Scales in the early 1800's. Unfortunately, Isaac died at the age of 35 in 1821 and the land remained unsettled for another fourteen years. In 1835 Charles Olmsted gave the area to the Township to be used for burials. The small crypt that stands within the graveyard was erected in 1879.

As I walked through the area, I noticed that many headstones had been overturned and even smashed. Upon further investigation, it would appear that two morons completely trashed the place on May 22nd, 2005, effectively destroying and vandalizing over 100 tombstones and monuments. The two kids responsible (ages 15 and 16) finally confessed (a mere two days after the act) and both recieved felony vandalism charges. The James A. Garfield Camp #142 apparently made donations to help with the repair, but I can't really see that any of that restoration came to fruition over the past two years. It's clear that the toppled stones were just placed back, but the broken ones are just piled haphazardly on top of the graves.

I haven't heard any claims of the place to be haunted by anything other than a groundhog (who lives in a burrow under the crypt), but on my way back from Old Chestnut Grove (entry for that coming soon) I caught the sight of it as I was driving and just had to go back to check it out. I could certainly understand, however, if it were. I'd be pissed if someone smashed my tombstone, too. I only took pictures and walked around, I'll have to go back to this one in the future and try some EVP's. Definitely not at night, though, this graveyard is routinely patrolled for obvious reasons, two patrol cars drove by within the thirty minutes I spent walking around.

Butternut Ridge Cemetery can be found by taking 252 South (Exit 6A on 480 towards Olmsted Falls) on Great Northern Boulevard and turning right on Butternut Ridge Road. It's on the right side of the road. There's a bunch of construction going on down there right now, since exit 6A is closed, just take exit 6B and turn around to go the other way.

Squire's Castle, or what's left of it.

Some would have others believe that Willoughby Hills is patron the ghost of a woman who, with a less than amicable relationship towards the countryside, tragically met her end at what must have been a magnificent home. I'd say they've got a ghost alright, the ghost of a former architechtural gem of the early 1900's.

The woman I speak of is Louisa Squire, wife to Feargus B. Squire. These were the owners of the previously magnificent gateskeeper's house, Squire Castle. Legend has it that Louisa hated to be away from the city and therefore never joined her daughter and husband on their outings to the place. However, once, when she was feeling particularly guilty about it she indulged her husband's wishes and attempted to stomach a stay at the castle. One night, she was stumbling around Feargus's trophy room and became so scared, possibly of the decapitated and preserved animal heads lining the walls, that she frantically tried to run. Louisa ended up tripping, or slipping and somehow managed to break her neck in the process. It's said that she now haunts the very grounds that she once loathed.

Feargus was so distraught over the death of his beloved that he lost all motivation for finishing the manse he had planned and with a heavy heart, moved back to the city with his daughter, Irma, abandoning his treasured retreat and everything in it.

Slightly more credible, however, is the documentation that Mrs. Squire never stayed in the castle at all and died at their mansion on Wickliffe's Millionaire's Row of more natural causes; a stroke. Feargus later took to traveling Europe and sold the gatehouse. The Metroparks acquired the castle in 1925, and well, you can see what happened after that. Everything was stripped from the house down to the very walls themselves. There's been some speculation as to whether or not that process was expedited through the looting of vandals, but as I understand, a good deal of it is on display in a museum, though the name escapes me.

Feargus was an entrepeneur who hooked up with Frank Rockefeller as vice president of Standard Oil. He made his way to the states from England as a boy and worked his way up the ranks until he practically owned all he could survey, so to speak. Oil was massive money, and money most definitely talks. If you look closely in the photo to your right, you can faintly make out what appears to be the ghost of a photographer picking Feargus's nose.

Originally the tract of land that houses Squire's Castle was to be named "River Farm Estate." It was thought only to be 525 acres, a fresh look at the maps indicate that he was actually the owner of over 800 acres. There were plans to build an immense country home but, for whatever reason, Feargus lost interest. Kind of odd considering he was rumored to have a deep love of the place and the solitude it brought.

Louisa, according to those that knew her personally, did in fact hate the place with a passion. I can imagine being the spoiled wife of a millionaire oil tycoon would accustom one to more amenities than the bush has to offer. Their daughter, Irma, loved the place, however, and accompanied Feargus there often. Pretty much everything there is to know about the weirdly reclusive life of this immensely wealthy family was learned when Shelley Pearsall, a historical interpreter, decided to weave the clues and newspaper reports together. Pearsall also participates in reinactments at the castle during festivals.

In my personal experience there, I had the sneaking suspicion that I was not alone on many an occasion. In fact, I was greeted by what appeared to be a zombie with a flourescent pink mohawk as I entered the central archway. I was plagued with visions that appeared to be young boys frolicking on the forest trail. I even came face to face with the most hideous thing I've ever laid eyes upon: An otherworldy (or at least other-decade-ly) visitor in a powder blue cardigan, wearing sand blasted...MOM JEANS.

Also, just as a warning, the room to the right of the entrance archway, pictured to your right, is completely infested with mud daubers. Incredibly nasy wasps, to anybody who's not familiar with that name. Those things hurt like nothing on this planet if you're stung by them, and there had to be at least thirty nests in there. I don't even want to think what being stung by about a hundred of them would feel like. You can't help but hear them, even before you walk in. I would NOT advise pissing them off or you're going to have a hell of a lot more than a ghost to worry about.

Needless to say, it's kind of hard to have the place to yourself, and the proof is everywhere. On the walls, on the floors, in the fireplace, on the freaking ceiling (how in the hell did they get up there in the first place?). Graffiti, everywhere, whether meticulously carved into the sandstone or written in permanent marker, it seems that every moron who's visited this place felt it absolutely necessary to warn future generations of their presence. While I intend to avoid anyone named JuJu or Alyssa and I do thank them for saving me the five minutes it would have taken me to find out exactly to what extent their idiocy reached: This is why we can't have nice things.

It goes without saying, but there are always those who will be too stupid to listen: Don't. Fuck. Shit. Up. I'm trying to keep these pages somewhat free of profanity (believe me, that's an arduous task), but I don't know how else to say it and convey my exact meaning.

All in all, Squire's Castle wasn't a complete bust. I don't see any possibility of it fulfilling the claims to be haunted, but it's a beautiful structure, I'd like to go back some day and check out the hiking trails behind the house.

For future reference, I had one hell of a time finding accurate directions for this place. It is as follows: I90 East from Cleveland, take the exit towards OH Route 91/Willoughby Hills, turn LEFT on Route 91/SOM Center Road, Turn LEFT on Charden Road (the Charden sign's a little hard to see for the trees in summer). Follow down Charden Road and turn right on River Road. Follow River Road until you see the sign for Squire's Castle. It's clearly marked and on the right side of the road. You can't miss it.

The island that isn't. (Whiskey Island, OH)

Whiskey Island, near downtown Cleveland, originated as an outlet for procuring bootlegged booze acquired from our neighbors to the North during prohibition. A distillery was erected here in 1836 and many Irish immigrants established makeshift homes in the area. In addition to the not so legal goings on, it was also used for shipping and railway transportation. The "island" is actually a peninsula located down a rough and narrow road east of Edgewater Park. In attempts to boost commerce in the area, the way is now (just recently, actually) clearly marked. Some of the roads, leading back to the now bustling marinas, used to be sections of the Erie Canal from what one of my roommates explained.

I suppose, in some light, this may lend credence to many claims of the area to be haunted. There's a saying that "for every mile of canal, an Irishman is buried," because countless immigrants died of disease and injury during construction of the canal. Nobody cared about supplying an actual grave for the poor souls, so they were buried beneath the canal itself and forgotten. Given the state of the city during those times, I cannot imagine it to have been a cheerful place.

Malaria ran rampant in the canal, denizens of society were supplied with an endless supply of victims here. It was for this reason and many grisly others that "Untouchable" Eliot Ness took it upon himself to create some kind of a reform with his "crime sweep." Few people could be bothered with how or why the homeless, drifters and hookers ended up dead. There are also believeable rumors that murderers found the construction sites to be a prime place for hiding and dumping bodies. Aw, hell, what's one more? If a body was left too long in the canal without being discovered, who would be able to tell if they drowned, fell, or died of some disease?

While there are documented accounts of the infamous Torso Killer dumping body parts in the canals, I have not been able to locate any other official stories relating. My guess is that they were either A: not important enough to make official news, B: were never found, or C: pointedly forgotten.

Nowadays, Whiskey Island holds a drastically different air. It's mainly a picnic and party spot. The Sunset Grille located in Wendy Park boasts good food, great drinks, and of course: a haunted bathroom. I suspect that the only spirits to be found in the establishment are the kind you can imbibe, but that's probably just my cynicism's opinion. Many have reported faucets turning on, stall doors slamming just as they enter or while they're inside, and the feeling of being watched as they go about their, uh, business. I think it's safe to say these allegations can be attributed to nothing more than publicity scheming or are the product of knocking back a bit too much of grandpappy's favorite medicine.

Either way, after a long walk around the peninsula today, I found myself in need of said restroom. Needless to say, the only creepy feeling I got was from having to brush a hair from the toilet seat. Maybe I had mistaken the haunted one for the women's, but I wasn't up to investigating the men's.

All in all, Whiskey Island is working on becoming a prime family getaway spot, but if I had to choose, I'd still go for Edgewater Park. They've supposedly got Bloody Mary wandering up and down the shoreline, anyway, and far less tampon applicators washed up on the beach.

Lake View Cemetery

My experience with Lake View Cemetery was definitely one of the most pleasant and interesting of my life, second only, maybe to seeing the ocean for the first time.

I'm a bit of an art nut, and I've already gone over my obsession with photography. The thought of walking around, virtually alone amidst a sea of beautifully sculpted mausoleums and monuments was just too good to be true.

I was more excited about the actual art than the possibility of anything being haunted. I hadn't even heard any actual haunting stories (aside from the Garfield myth) from the place until I got home (a roommate informed me of his late night visit once, but I'll get to that later).

After a short drive along 90E, down Chester and up Euclid, I arrived at the gates to Lake View. I'd studied the place to pick out points of interest, but I had no idea where any of this stuff was, so I decided to follow the signs to the absolutely gorgeous Wade Chapel. The office was closed for whatever reason, so I figured someone would have to be there that could tell me where to find a few things. Oh, click on the pics here for a larger version, it opens up in a new window.



The interior to the little chapel is absolutely maginificent. Being the pauper I am, I'd never seen real Tiffany glass, I can understand what all the fuss is about, now. The mosaic inlays were breathtaking, along with the huge stained glass windows and wooden pews. Even the floor was beautiful and I understand that even the floor tiles themselves were designed by Louis Tiffany. I made a joke to the curator about that being as close to Tiffany as I'd ever get and asked if she knew where I could find the Haserot angel. Unfortunately, she couldn't remember but her friend could tell me, she'd be back in about half an hour.

As a side note, they still perform weddings in the chapel, one was going on today.

While I waited, I decided to take a walk around the back to the gigantic pond. I'm glad I did, it was inhabited by the biggest (and friendliest) koi I've ever seen (at the least two feet long). They'll come right up to the shore and follow you.



Before I headed back to the chapel I drove around for a bit, checking out places for photos. I hopped the chain blocking the dam entrance to get a better look, only to realize later the real view is from the bottom.

After I got the section and rough directions for Haserot, I realized I'd driven straight past it on my way to the dam. Once I knew where to look it stood out like a sore thumb. I dunno why, but this statue just has a feeling about it. Could be the creepy stains underneath his eyes which make it appear as though he'd been crying, could be that the statue is just plain gorgeous and from a time I couldn't possibly understand any further than the pages of some history book.

Either way, it's pretty awesome and for the record, it's located in section seven just straight up the road from Wade's Chapel and a bit past Eliot Ness's memorial on the right hand side of the road, if you're going slow and looking you cannot miss it. If you pass the Hanna marker on the side of the road with a path that leads back into the woods, you've gone too far.



I visited some of the more famous graves about the cemetery (Rockefeller, Eliot Ness, Ernie Ball, Glidden, Chapman), I randomly ran across countless statues, monuments and mausoleums that struck me as particularly amazing. These are just a few of the 103 pics I took:



Towards the end of the trip, I made my way up to the Garfield Monument. It's a beast of a building complete with gargoyles (nice touch!). The crypt is especially creepy, especially with the musty smell and humid atmosphere. It's very surreal to stand next to the resting place of a president who lived 126 years before today, especially one with such a tragic ending. It's pointedly reminiscent of the feeling I got on my visit to the JFK gravesite in Arlington.



I was too late to visit the roof today (the third level closes at 3:45), so I didn't get to see the best view of the lake and downtown. I'll save it for the inevitable day when I return to this beautiful and calming bit of Cleveland.

Also, just because it's cheesy enough to share, I did some audio recordings at Haserot and a strip of mausoleums in which I did actually catch some odd sounds. Click on the links to download the mp3's and listen closely.

EVP #1 at Haserot (you keep a' knockin' but you can't come in).

In this part, you can hear a loud knock after I ask whatever to move something. I think it came from the tree behind me, I could actually hear this myself. Most likely a squirrel, but it's still amusing.

EVP# 2 at Haserot (male and female voices).

Shortly into this you can hear a male voice speaking, after I talk a bit you can hear a feminine voice. The tone in the voices makes me think it's radio commercials that somehow got mixed up in my audio. I have no idea what they're saying, but they sound excited.

EVP #3 at the mausoleums next to the dam, (church bells).

The video I took of this was over six minutes long, I isolated the audio from these since I don't have a digital tape recorder. You can hear a church bell underneath my talking throughout the entire video. It's just one chime over and over again. I didn't hear any chimes while I was there, but it was at the dam, towards the back wall of the cemetery (I think, from the general layout, it must have been close to the back or side wall). I need to go back and see if there's a church nearby. As I approach the Lawrence crypt to "peek in", it actually appears to get louder.

Also, I said I'd get to my roommate's story. He told me about this when I returned home this evening and talked about where I'd been today. In any case, it was interesting, here it is:

One night he and his friends hopped the wall to Lake View and decided to check out the cemetery at night (which is NOT recommended, you're only looking to land yourself in jail or a gain hefty fine for trespassing). At one point, he thought he saw shadowy figures atop a hill, in front of a mausoleum. He said it looked like a funeral gathering and at the time, he was too scared (and modest) to say anything to the others about it.

However, a short time later one of his friends who'd gone on up ahead started booking it back to the rest saying someone was coming and to hide. As they ducked down into the bushes, every single person there saw two people, a man and a woman, both dressed in period clothing strolling down the gravel pathway. As they approached, he said they were not see through, but that they were not made of "matter." He and his friends watched them walk down the road a ways and they faded into nothing just as suddenly as they'd come.

Spooky. Maybe it was President and Mrs. Garfield out for a walk? Who knows?